Funny quotes for a sports t-shirt?

i am going to make a shirt for my softball team that has a good quote on the back of it. i want it to be from a funny movie that a lot of people recongize, like taladaga nights or wedding crashers. an example would be "no excuses, play like a chamipion"

here are a few good ones:
1. Watching your team lose
2. You know your a softball junkie if . . .
3. My boyfriend told me i had to chose between him and softbal . . . im really going to miss him
4. Yeah I play like a girl . . . you got a problem with that? Girls Softball Rules
5. Battitude never underestimate the power of a girl with a bat and attitute.

Hope helped