funny sports commentator quotes..?

spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
George Best

An inch or two either side of the post and that would have been a goal.
Dave Bassett, Sky Sports

Ardiles strokes the ball like it is part of his own anatomy.
Jimmy Magee, RTE

Gary always weighed up his options, especially when he had no choice.
Kevin Keegan, Radio 5 live

This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.
Ted Walsh ( Horse Racing Commentator)

I would not say he ( David Ginola) is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.
Ron Atkinson

He dribbles a lot and the opposition don’t like it – you can see it all over their faces.
Ron Atkinson

I never comment on referees and I’m not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.
Norman Whiteside

It took a lot of bottle for Tony (Adams) to own up.
Ian Wright ( commenting on his teammate’s alcoholism)

I couldn’t settle in Italy – it was like living in a foreign country.
Ian Rush

Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of Oxford crew.
Harry Carpenter ( BBC TV Boat Race 1977)

Here we are in the Holy Land of Israel – a Mecca for tourists.
David Vine

Morcelli has four fastest 1500-metre times ever. And all those times are at 1500 metres.
David Coleman

Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.
Metro Radio

..and later we will have action from the men’s cockless pairs …
Sue Barker

Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of
David Coleman

Dennis Pennis: ‘Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography ?’
Chris Eubank: ‘ On what ? ‘

Grand National winning jockey Mark Fitzgerald: ‘Sex is an anti-climax after that !’

To play Holland, you have to play the Dutch.
Ruud Gullit

Well , either side could win it, or it could be a draw.
Ron Atkinson

For those of you watching in Black and White, Spurs are in the all-yellow strip
John Motson

Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.
David Acfield

What will you do when you leave football, Jack – will you stay in football ?
Stuart Hall ( Radio 5 live )

We’ll still be happy if we lose. It’s on at the same time as the Beer Festival
Noel O’ Mahony, Cork City boss before the game in Munich

I’d like to play for an Italian club , like Barcelona
Mark Draper (Aston Villa )
thought i would give you all a laugh funny_bunny so i hope your grateful cos’ it did take me ages to type it..my fingers ache now… lol

Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna’s Lotus sounding rough ?

I can’t imagine what kind of problem Senna has. I imagine it must be some sort of grip problem

He’s obviously gone in for a wheel change. I say obviously because I can’t see it

It’s raining and the track is wet

and this is the third placed car about to lap the second placed car

A sad ending, albeit a happy one.

And Michael Schumacher is actually in a very good position. He is in last place

And that just shows you how important the car is in Formula One Racing

And there’s no damage to the car – except to the car itself

Either the car is stationary, or it’s on the move

He can’t decide whether to leave his visor half open or half closed.

I should imagine that the conditions in the cockpit are totally unimaginable.

It looks as though this year there will be seventeen Grands Prix for the World Championship, compared with the traditional seventeen.

Look up there! There’s the sky!

Mansell is slowing it down, taking it easy. Oh no he isn’t! It’s a lap record.

Schumacher wouldn’t have let him past voluntarily. Of course he did it voluntarily, but he had to do it.

The lead car is unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.

Well, now we have exactly the same situation as at the beginning of the race, only exactly opposite.

-All by Murray Walker.